Thursday, May 26, 2011

Theories of why Justin Beiber never went through puberty

Scientist have been studying for many years now and have come up with many theories of why Justin Beiber hasn't gone through puberty. One of the theories is that Justin and Chuck Norris had a singing contest, and the loser would never hit puberty. Another is that a small helium tank was dropped into his stomach and always made his voice sound like a dog whistle. Another reason is that he is just Selena Gomez in a wig. Further study is needed on this topic and I suggest we should dissect him to find out why, plus save thousands of people from losing their hearing from his singing.

2 comments:

  1. Very creative, and humorous. I think you have the making of a comedian. Good luck with that!

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  2. Nice job!!! this is very creative and funny. Also I believe that any of the scientists theories could be true

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