Stalker

Authors Note: For this I just wanted to do something absolutely random and unpredictable. Tell me how you think it was.

It was a normal night, and I was sound asleep in my bed. When suddenly I woke up to a sound downstairs. A crash, like that of a window breaking, had woke me with a start. I could hear footsteps coming from downstairs. I was stuck in my bed, frozen with fear. I could hear the footsteps getting louder as the thing came up the wooden stairs. Then... they stopped. I just sat there, hiding under my blankets and looking at the door. Slowly, the door knob began to turn. The door opened to reveal, FLUFFY THE PARTY PENGUIN!!! Fluffy yelled out, "Ya, we hear footsteps, and if you are lucky you might hear tap dancing footsteps" he said with a grin. Then Fluffy started to fly around in circles around my room with glitter coming out of his flippers, and out of no where a disco ball fell down from the ceiling. And then, I woke up. I was wondering if the dream I had was real as I swept up the glitter and disconnected the disco ball and sold it for a cucumber. But then the cucumber bit me, grew legs, and ran off to go and join the circus. I chased after him on my snowboard, but I lost him because it was the middle of July. I fell on the ground, exhausted from going one inch and hour on my snowboard, when a cute little turtle crawled on top of me. I started to pet him when two more crawled on my belly. They all together said, "Ima Firin Ma Laza! BLAAAAAAAAAH!" and with that, they shot me with their lasers. Luckily a flaming unicorn was nearby because it picked up the turtles and punted them 5,000 yards. Then he picked me up on his back and took me to Mt. Everest. There we partied with a Yeti and the talking snowman from that Christmas story. Then I got tired so the flaming unicorn gave me a ride back home, right before school started. And that, Mrs. Reagles, is why I didn't do my homework last night.